Redneck Drivers License Application

Last name: ________________(Check appropriate box)

Last name:	Last name:
(_) Billy-Bob	(_) Bobby-Sue
(_) Billy-Joe	(_) Bobby-Jo
(_) Billy-Ray	(_) Bobby-Ann
(_) Billy-Sue	(_) Bobby-Lee
(_) Billy-Mae	(_) Bobby-Ellen
(_) Billy-Jack	(_) Bobby-Beth Ann Sue

Age: ____ (if unsure, guess)

Sex: ____ M _____ F _____ Not sure

Shoe Size: ____ Left ____ Right

Occupation:

(_) Farmer	(_) Mechanic
(_) Hair Dresser	(_) Waitress
(_) Un-employed	(_) Dirty Politician

Spouse's Name: __________________________

2nd Spouse's Name: __________________________

3rd Spouse's Name: __________________________

Lover's Name: __________________________

2nd Lover's Name: __________________________

Relationship with spouse:

(_) Sister	(_) Aunt	(_) Brother	(_) Uncle	(_) Mother
(_) Son	(_) Father	(_) Daughter	(_) Cousin	(_) Pet

Number of children living in household: ___

Number of children living in shed: ___

Number of children that are yours: ___

Mother's Name: _______________________

Father's Name: _______________________(If not sure, leave blank)

Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)

Do you ( ) own ( ) rent your mobile home. (Check the appropriate box)

Vehicles you own and where you keep them:

___ Total number of vehicles you own

___ Number of vehicles that still crank

___ Number of vehicles in front yard

___ Number of vehicles in back yard

___ Number of vehicles on cement blocks

Firearms you own and where you keep them:

____ truck ____ kitchen ____ bedroom ____ bathroom ____ shed

Model and year of your pickup: _____________ 194_

Do you have a gun rack?

(_) Yes (_) No; If no, please explain:

Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:

(_) The National Enquirer

(_) The Globe

(_) TV Guide

(_) Soap Opera Digest

(_) Rifle and Shotgun

___ Number of times you've seen a UFO

___ Number of times you've seen Elvis

___ Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO

How often do you bathe:

(_) Weekly

(_) Monthly

(_) Not Applicable

How many teeth? ___

Color of teeth:

(_) Yellow

(_) Brownish-Yellow

(_) Brown

(_) Black

(_) N/A

Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer:

(_) Red-Man

How far is your home from a paved road?

(_) 1 mile

(_) 2 miles

(_) don't know

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