Sex Education

Johnnie's teacher cautiously approaches the subject of sex education with her fourth grade class, because she realizes Little Johnnie's propensity for sexual innuendo. But Johnnie remained attentive and quiet throughout the entire lesson. Finally, toward the end of the lesson, the teacher asked for examples of sex education from the class. One little boy raises his hand and when called on said, "I saw a bird in her nest with some eggs." "Very good, William," cooed the teacher. "My mommy had a baby," said little Esther. "Oh, that's nice," replied the teacher. Finally, Little Johnnie raised his hand. With much fear and trepidation, the teacher calls on him. "I was watchin' TV yesterday, and I saw the Lone Ranger. He was surrounded by a bunch of cattle rustlers and they all attacked him at one time. He killed every one of them with just his two guns." The teacher was relieved but puzzled, "And what does that have to do with sex education, Johnnie?" "It'll teach those rustlers not to screw with the Lone Ranger!" 

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